Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
“Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.” — Keith Bostic
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. –Edsger Dijkstra
Debuggers don’t remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not.
“The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.”
“Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.”
“Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.”
Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’
mais algumas centenas aqui: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/58640?tab=votes&page=1#tab-top
21. julho 2010 às 9:18
cara que massa!
nem sei qual o mais engraçado/verdadeiro
IUAShaiuHsiuAHsiahi
21. julho 2010 às 9:35
ahuahuahauhauahuahua, massa
pena q alguns infelizmente são verdade, o que é um problema se vc gerencia um projeto =P
21. julho 2010 às 17:10
nerds
21. julho 2010 às 17:10
brincadeira eu jogo WoW